when ur drinking soda and hte bubbles and
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when ur drinking soda and hte bubbles and
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what’s the worst word you can say on club penguin
i’m still on
i still haven’t been banned
I’M LITERALLY IN TEARS
and i only got banned for 24 hours
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me and my twin brother were chilling out surfing the intranet and i was humming mambo number 5 in my head and then suddenly he said “MAMBO NUMBER 5” really loud and wow 10/10 would recommend having a twin
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donut math 101
no michael, you don’t understand.
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fucking hell my dad was carving the chicken for dinner and all of a sudden i just hear him manically giggling to himself so i fucking go into the kitchen and this is what i fucking find
jesus christ dad what the fuck
except no.
with the fake text posts lbr we kno u decapitated a bratz doll for the sad, sad purpose of this post
omg
anus:
anus:
im so glad i live in new zealand like who would bomb new zealand, we provide milk for the world and have horrible accents
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